The Bad dad more looks fun
dont you mean—
THE NOISE I JUST MADE
I ALMOST SPRAYED WATER ALL OVER MY COMPUTER YOU ASSHOLE!
What to do if you find a baby bird. Many thanks to the wildlife rehabilitators who have been tirelessly fielding calls and saving birds all season.
If it’s too small, the original chart is here.
Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.
Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo
SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING
REASONS WHY AQUAMAN SUCKS
ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE
BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA, JESUS
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?
I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR? I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS! SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!
ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE
I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER! THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!
PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?
I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.
“dave doesn’t use punctuation”
“dave is stoic and mysterious”
“dave is cool”
I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.
if this is true…i’m running away to neverland
THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY.
It was also because everyone found out his real name. Disney doesn’t like when that happens. If someone were to go up to one of the actors and call them by their real name in front of little kids, it could end up ruining the magic for them. And his name ended up everywhere. That is why he had to leave.
AND HE IS FINE. HE STILL LOVES DISNEYLAND.
HE LOVED WORKING AT DISNEYLAND AND HE STILL VISITS THERE OFTEN.
Visual Aid of the Day: Anatomy of a Tumblr Post
if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down